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The Problem

You have done the work
So why does food still own you?

You sleep quite well. You take your vitamins and supplements. You can explain ketosis at a dinner party. The rest of your life mostly runs the way you decide it should.

And yet.

The afternoon brain fog. The weight that will not move. Waking up tired. Not being able to focus. Cravings still run the day. The advice that keeps coming back at you is the same one: more discipline, more willpower. That prescription is wrong.

The reason you reach for the things you reach for is not weakness. It is programming: patterns built up over decades, wired into how your brain reads hunger, reward, and comfort. No amount of willpower overrides that. Willpower runs out. The wiring does not change on its own.

The Method

The Health Blueprint

  1. Food

    Weeks 1–13

    Fix your relationship with food first. Not a diet. Not rules. You learn why you eat what you eat. The cravings stop running the day.

    "I choose what I eat."

  2. Movement

    Weeks 14–21

    With your metabolism stable, you build. Around 30 minutes a week of structured training. Short enough to fit a busy life. A strength baseline at the start, a retest at the end. The numbers move.

    "I am someone who trains."

  3. Integration

    Weeks 22–25

    You make it permanent. Integrate all the learnings and behaviors into your everyday life. A personal health framework you can run on your own.

    "I am a healthy person."

Not someone working to become healthy — someone who already is.

Is this for you?

This is not for everyone
Here is who it is for

  • You've spent years optimising work, sleep, training, supplements. Food is the one place that still won't fall in line.
  • You can quote the experts. You're not short on information. You're tired of reading.
  • You've done a diet or three. You're not doing another.
  • You can commit six months to doing this once, properly.
  • You want measurable checkpoints. Biomarkers, strength tests, not vibes.
Joey Simsen, holistic health coach

About

Hi, I'm Joey

Years of low energy, swinging mood, weight that wouldn't move. I tried Tim Ferriss's leave-out-the-white-starchy-carbs approach and for the first time felt some control. But it wasn't the answer.

I knew exactly what I should eat. I wasn't doing it. That isn't a willpower problem. It's a psychology problem.

WILDFIT was the first thing that worked on the actual mechanism. I trained as a coach because friends kept asking. The Health Blueprint is the program I built from there, and the program I run with every client now.

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Services

What I do

Holistic Lifestyle Coaching

A life that actually runs on your energy

Building a fully functional and sustainable lifestyle: sleep, stress, movement, and food all working together instead of against each other.

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Food Coaching

Freedom from the patterns you can't explain

Understanding why you're stuck choosing certain foods. Not through willpower, but by seeing the subconscious patterns underneath. Then changing them.

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Speaking

Why willpower doesn't work — and what does

Keynotes and talks on health, habit change, and why lasting transformation starts with identity, not discipline. Available for events, conferences, and corporate programs.

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Results

What clients say

I felt much fitter and more vital afterward, slept better, had no cravings, and no longer experienced certain health issues I'd struggled with for years.
Stella · WILDFIT graduate
This is the closest you will ever get to total food freedom and a lasting lifestyle.
WILDERBODY graduate
I have all the tools I need to help myself further. Joey listens to what you're struggling with and offers targeted advice you can actually use.
John · Coaching client

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